Mr And Mrs Smith Teaser [HD]

In Theaters: 10 June 2005 (UK)

John and Jane Smith are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal suburb, working normal jobs...well, if you can call secretly being assassins "normal". But neither Jane nor John knows about their spouse's secret, until they are surprised to find each other as targets! But on their quest to kill each other, they learn a lot more about each other than they ever did in five (or six) years of marriage.

Genre:Action | Comedy | Romance | Thriller
Director:Doug Liman
Cast:Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughn, Adam Brody, Kerry Washington

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Language: en

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secret even from each

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secret even from each
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other so how's it

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other so how's it
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work we had a little trouble with a

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work we had a little trouble with a
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commission to House Lena already looking

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commission to House Lena already looking
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for a job or something you are the job

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for a job or something you are the job
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had a few problems ourselves did you do

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had a few problems ourselves did you do
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something new I added peas ah Peas I

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something new I added peas ah Peas I
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love my wife but there are

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love my wife but there are
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times there's this huge space between us

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times there's this huge space between us
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and it just keeps filling up with

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and it just keeps filling up with
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everything that we don't say to each

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everything that we don't say to each
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other what do you think she learned to

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other what do you think she learned to
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shoot like that looks like it's

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shoot like that looks like it's
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government or something you've just been

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government or something you've just been
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identified by a competing

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identified by a competing
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agent how are you going to handle it I'm

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agent how are you going to handle it I'm
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going to borrow this yeah yeah

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going to borrow this yeah yeah
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next summer

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next summer
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sweetheart

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love gets lethal you have an unusual

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love gets lethal you have an unusual
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problem Jan you obviously want me dead

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problem Jan you obviously want me dead
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and I'm less and less concerned for your

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and I'm less and less concerned for your
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wellbeing so what do we

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wellbeing so what do we
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do from the director of the born

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do from the director of the born
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identity come on sweetheart come to

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identity come on sweetheart come to
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Daddy who's your daddy now Brad Pit

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Daddy who's your daddy now Brad Pit
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uh Mr and Mrs Smith you know that you're

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uh Mr and Mrs Smith you know that you're
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