Meet the Parents (2000) Trailer

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Pam is the one Greg wants to marry just

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Pam is the one Greg wants to marry just
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relax honey he's going to love you but

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relax honey he's going to love you but
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before he can pop the question you'll

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before he can pop the question you'll
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have to meet hi Daddy the parents what

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have to meet hi Daddy the parents what
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you dve there Ford oh yeah it's an

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you dve there Ford oh yeah it's an
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interesting color you pick it oh no now

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interesting color you pick it oh no now
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the first guy picked it why well they

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the first guy picked it why well they
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say genius has picked green

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say genius has picked green
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it be nice to this one okay okay I'll

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it be nice to this one okay okay I'll
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try now he will enter their home you

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try now he will enter their home you
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know Greg's in medicine too Larry oh

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know Greg's in medicine too Larry oh
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really what fi uh

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really what fi uh
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nursing not lot of men and you're a

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nursing not lot of men and you're a
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professional are there Greg and earn his

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professional are there Greg and earn his
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way you want to hear a story I milked a

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way you want to hear a story I milked a
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cat once a cat into the family you know

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cat once a cat into the family you know
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just I had no idea you could milk a cat

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just I had no idea you could milk a cat
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oh yeah you can milk anything with

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oh yeah you can milk anything with
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nipples I have nipples Greg could you

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nipples I have nipples Greg could you
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milk me dad at least that was the

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milk me dad at least that was the
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planus I just feel like this is not

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planus I just feel like this is not
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going well at all we're getting cream

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going well at all we're getting cream
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people L's Nightingale over here and

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people L's Nightingale over here and
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defense I don't know what it is but

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defense I don't know what it is but
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there's just something about him that's

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there's just something about him that's
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a little off it's an antique polygraph

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a little off it's an antique polygraph
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machine why'd you try that on that's

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machine why'd you try that on that's
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it's okay oh come on we'll have some fun

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it's okay oh come on we'll have some fun
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Greg my father was never in the rare

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Greg my father was never in the rare
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flower business don't worry you'll enjoy

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flower business don't worry you'll enjoy
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this have you ever watched pornographic

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this have you ever watched pornographic
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no relax relax the needles are jumping

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no relax relax the needles are jumping
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he was in the CIA for 34 years great

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he was in the CIA for 34 years great
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yeah I was scared of your dad back when

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yeah I was scared of your dad back when
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I thought he was a florist I'm a patient

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I thought he was a florist I'm a patient
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man that's what 19 months in the

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man that's what 19 months in the
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Vietnamese prison Campell do to you but

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Vietnamese prison Campell do to you but
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I will be watching you studying your

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I will be watching you studying your
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every move and I will bring you down

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every move and I will bring you down
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baby I will bring you down to Chinatown

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baby I will bring you down to Chinatown
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robertt DeNiro did you flush this toilet

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robertt DeNiro did you flush this toilet
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Ben Stiller no that smell GRE flush the

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Ben Stiller no that smell GRE flush the
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toilet in the den so the septic tank is

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toilet in the den so the septic tank is
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overflowing no no no no not on the LA

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oh you're doing great

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oh you're doing great
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okay in a new comedy from the director

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okay in a new comedy from the director
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big did you that in the CIA you have

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big did you that in the CIA you have
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another question sure I got one question

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another question sure I got one question
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for you do I think you're a psycho yes
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that's my future son-in-law can you de

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that's my future son-in-law can you de
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