Meet the Fockers Trailer (2004)

Meet the Fockers Trailer (2004)
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good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this

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good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this
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is Captain Jack burn speaking yay daddy

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is Captain Jack burn speaking yay daddy
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we should be arriving at the fuer Family

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we should be arriving at the fuer Family
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Residence in approximately 0900

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Residence in approximately 0900
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hours Greg a man reaches a certain age

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hours Greg a man reaches a certain age
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when he realizes what's truly important

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when he realizes what's truly important
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you know what that is love friendship

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you know what that is love friendship
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just in love I think his legacy that too

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just in love I think his legacy that too
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if your family Circle joins my family

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if your family Circle joins my family
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Circle they'll form a

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Circle they'll form a
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chain I can't have a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] in my

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chain I can't have a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] in my
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chain is that your father who who that

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chain is that your father who who that
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is my father Jack Burns Sam's father

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is my father Jack Burns Sam's father
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give me some love no what are you so shy

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give me some love no what are you so shy
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about come

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about come
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here that's a good ice breaker hello I'm

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here that's a good ice breaker hello I'm
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Ros fuer look son I've displayed all

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Ros fuer look son I've displayed all
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your Awards I didn't know they made

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your Awards I didn't know they made
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Ninth Place ribbon they have them up the

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Ninth Place ribbon they have them up the
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10th place there's a bunch of them on

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10th place there's a bunch of them on
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the A for effort shelf there my family

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the A for effort shelf there my family
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is a little quirky I'm a sex therapist

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is a little quirky I'm a sex therapist
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who specializes in senior sexuality but

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who specializes in senior sexuality but
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they're really well-intentioned gregy

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they're really well-intentioned gregy
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practically slept in our bed till he was

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practically slept in our bed till he was
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10 oh I don't think it was quite that

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10 oh I don't think it was quite that
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long yeah it was that long your parents

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long yeah it was that long your parents
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great guys come on come on cut it out

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great guys come on come on cut it out
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trust me your dad is very worried

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trust me your dad is very worried
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there's going to be a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] in the chain

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there's going to be a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] in the chain
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Dina you and I will take on Jack and Ros

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Dina you and I will take on Jack and Ros
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come on Jack it'll be fun we'll swap

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come on Jack it'll be fun we'll swap
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wives Universal Pictures and DreamWorks

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wives Universal Pictures and DreamWorks
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Pictures presents I'm not so sure this

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Pictures presents I'm not so sure this
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wedding is such a good idea I don't like

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wedding is such a good idea I don't like
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what I'm seeing from these

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what I'm seeing from these
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fers you seem anxious let me work out

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fers you seem anxious let me work out
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Kinks don't don't don't I was trying to

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Kinks don't don't don't I was trying to
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do you a favor you were riding him like

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do you a favor you were riding him like
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Sea Biscuit just make Jack feel a little

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Sea Biscuit just make Jack feel a little
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more comfortable
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here morning partner Robert DeNiro Ben

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here morning partner Robert DeNiro Ben
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Stiller Dustin Hoffman and Barbara stren

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Stiller Dustin Hoffman and Barbara stren
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just make sure Moses doesn't go in there

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just make sure Moses doesn't go in there
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JT don't do it no

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JT don't do it no
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no Moses the cat can

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no Moses the cat can
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flush that's my toilet close your mouth

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flush that's my toilet close your mouth
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