Liar Liar (25th Anniversary) | Jim Carrey's Courtroom Meltdown

Fletcher (Jim Carrey) goes absolutely insane in the courtroom during Mrs. Cole's (Jennifer Tilly) hearing after losing his ability to tell a lie. But eventually, he finds that "the truth will set you free!" Watch this hysterical clip featuring Jim Carrey's one-of-a-kind sense of humor in Liar Liar!

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Film Synopsis:
In this uproarious hit from the director and producers of The Nutty Professor, comic genius Jim Carrey stars as a fast-talking attorney and habitual liar who, forced by his son's birthday wish, must tell the truth for the next 24 hours. Co-starring Jennifer Tilly, Swoosie Kurtz and Amanda Donohoe. Siskel & Ebert give Liar Liar "Two thumbs up!"

© 1997 Universal City Studios, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Jennifer Tilly
Produced By: Brian Grazer
Directed By: Tom Shadyac

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do you know my client samantha cole
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knock it off shift down

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knock it off shift down
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mr reed it is out of sheer morbid

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mr reed it is out of sheer morbid
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curiosity i'm allowing this freak show

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curiosity i'm allowing this freak show
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it says here you're a blonde are you

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it says here you're a blonde are you
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if you don't remember perhaps mr falk

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if you don't remember perhaps mr falk
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will brunette we can play the tape again

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will brunette we can play the tape again
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maybe it's on there i'm a brunette

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maybe it's on there i'm a brunette
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thank you
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now let's see

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now let's see
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yeah in your bra your honor i have

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yeah in your bra your honor i have
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checked you would faster head quiet

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checked you would faster head quiet
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all right fine fine i'm 127. uh-huh and

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all right fine fine i'm 127. uh-huh and
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it says here you were born in 1964 but

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it says here you were born in 1964 but
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that's not true either is it

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that's not true either is it
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is it no

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is it no
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can you tell me what it says here on

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can you tell me what it says here on
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your birth certificate under date of

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your birth certificate under date of
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birth your honor i object what does this

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birth your honor i object what does this
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have to do with anything overall

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have to do with anything overall
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overruled mrs cole answered the question

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overruled mrs cole answered the question
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1965.
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now let me get this straight

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now let me get this straight
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that would mean that you lied about your

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that would mean that you lied about your
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age to make yourself older

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age to make yourself older
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but why would any woman

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but why would any woman
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wanna do that

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wanna do that
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i changed it so i could get married and

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i changed it so i could get married and
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shall set you free

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shall set you free
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my client lied about her age she was

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my client lied about her age she was
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only 17 when she got married which makes

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only 17 when she got married which makes
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her a minor and in the great state of

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her a minor and in the great state of
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california no minor can enter into any

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california no minor can enter into any
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legal contract without parental consent

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legal contract without parental consent
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including prenuptial agreement

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including prenuptial agreement
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pre-nuptial agreements this contract is

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pre-nuptial agreements this contract is
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void the fact that my client has been

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void the fact that my client has been
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written more than seattle slew is

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written more than seattle slew is
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irrelevant standard community property

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irrelevant standard community property
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applies and she is entitled half of the

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applies and she is entitled half of the
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marital assets or 11.395 million dollars

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marital assets or 11.395 million dollars
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jordan fades back swoosh and that's the

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jordan fades back swoosh and that's the
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nothing further
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[Applause]
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in light of this new evidence the court

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in light of this new evidence the court
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must rule in favor of mrs cole she is

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must rule in favor of mrs cole she is
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hereby awarded half the marital assets

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hereby awarded half the marital assets
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the son of a pulled it off

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the son of a pulled it off
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i didn't know she was underage doesn't

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i didn't know she was underage doesn't
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matter the contract's going

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matter the contract's going
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i understand both parties have agreed to
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joint custody is that correct yes yes no
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i'm contesting custody what if i get

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i'm contesting custody what if i get
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cell custody of the kids that's another

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cell custody of the kids that's another
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10 grand in child support payments you
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just won 11 million dollars hey i'm the
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victim here you said it yourself now i'm

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victim here you said it yourself now i'm
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you said he was a good father
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well mr reed
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do we have an agreement on custody or

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in that case there will be a custody

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in that case there will be a custody
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hearing on the 19th at 9 00 a.m court is
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i love children they give you so much
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you did an incredible job partner
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may i please approach the bench we're
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i think we've made a big mistake
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mr reed i am tired and very cranky i
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know but this is just
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tell that to the kids when they're
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word out of you mr e and i'll hold you
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take him away this man is a good father
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