Identity Thief Official Trailer #2 (2013) - Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy Movie HD

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Identity Thief Official Trailer #2 (2013) - Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy Movie HD

Unlimited funds have allowed Diana to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"... and it belongs to an accounts rep who lives halfway across the U.S.

With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back.

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When that comes up, we got to cut the

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When that comes up, we got to cut the
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car. Swipe it one more time. Nothing

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car. Swipe it one more time. Nothing
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wrong with that card. I got to cut the

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wrong with that card. I got to cut the
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card. Don't cut the card. Got to cut the

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card. Don't cut the card. Got to cut the
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scissors down. Go pay your bills, Randy.

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scissors down. Go pay your bills, Randy.
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I bet that was hurtful, wasn't it?

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I bet that was hurtful, wasn't it?
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Patterson, you missed your court date in

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Patterson, you missed your court date in
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Florida 3 days ago. I've never even been

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Florida 3 days ago. I've never even been
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to Florida. Pull mug shot. Let's say

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to Florida. Pull mug shot. Let's say
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it's the criminal who stole your

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it's the criminal who stole your
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identity. O boy. He's uh Is that a

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identity. O boy. He's uh Is that a
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woman? Sandy Bigalow Patterson. Every

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woman? Sandy Bigalow Patterson. Every
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What do you do now? You go down, you go

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What do you do now? You go down, you go
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get her. Oh no. She'd have to be

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get her. Oh no. She'd have to be
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standing right here to do you any good?

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standing right here to do you any good?
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That's the new standard of police work.

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That's the new standard of police work.
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What if I go down to Florida and bring

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What if I go down to Florida and bring
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her back here? You would have to clear

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her back here? You would have to clear
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my name, right, Daddy? The TV's broken.

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my name, right, Daddy? The TV's broken.
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I'm going to fix it. That's why I have

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I'm going to fix it. That's why I have
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to go on this trip.

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to go on this trip.
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This is crazy. You don't chase

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This is crazy. You don't chase
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criminals. I can handle her. She's like

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criminals. I can handle her. She's like
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a hobbit. I'm going after Bilbo. Gotcha.

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a hobbit. I'm going after Bilbo. Gotcha.
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Sandy Bigalow Patterson. We can do it

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Sandy Bigalow Patterson. We can do it
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the hard way or the easy way. I'd like

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the hard way or the easy way. I'd like
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You're fighting it. Now fighting like

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You're fighting it. Now fighting like
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girl. Sandy.

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girl. Sandy.
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I love that guitar. I'm going to sue

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I love that guitar. I'm going to sue
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you. That was not the easy way. You

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you. That was not the easy way. You
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steal money from Paulo. Holy.

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steal money from Paulo. Holy.
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Come with me to Denver and I won't press

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Come with me to Denver and I won't press
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charges. You're going to love it.

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charges. You're going to love it.
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There's nobody shooting at you there.

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There's nobody shooting at you there.
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You got nothing. Hey, I can do this all

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You got nothing. Hey, I can do this all
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day with you. What are you, Kenyon? Is

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day with you. What are you, Kenyon? Is
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everything okay? Still on course, honey.

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everything okay? Still on course, honey.
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We got to go. I'm going to tell you

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We got to go. I'm going to tell you
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what's going on. Sandy here likes to

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what's going on. Sandy here likes to
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watch. Oh, no. No, no, no. I can't let

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watch. Oh, no. No, no, no. I can't let
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this woman out of my sight.

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this woman out of my sight.
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This is awesome.

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This is awesome.
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You're diabolical. Thanks. You're crazy.

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You're diabolical. Thanks. You're crazy.
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you got hit by a car. Are you even

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you got hit by a car. Are you even
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human? Trick is to just relax your legs.

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