Happy Gilmore | Happy’s Hole In One

During his first round of golf, Happy (Adam Sandler) struggled with his putting but managed to blast his drives off the tee.

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Adam Sandler stars as Billy Madison in the outrageous comedy where the subject is always fun. 27-year-old Billy Madison must repeat all 12 grades of school - in just 24 weeks – to earn his father’s respect and prove he has what it takes to run the family’s multi-million dollar empire. Along the way, Billy falls for his 3rd grade teacher (Bridgette Wilson), gets kicked out of school and must face-off with his nemesis…not to mention a pesky penguin.

Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore in the over-the-top comedy that scores a hole in one for hilarity. After his dream of stardom on the hockey ice melts, Happy Gilmore discovers he has a gift that could bring him glory on the greens. Trouble is, with his hot head and hard-hitting drives, Happy doesn’t just play golf…he destroys it. With the help of a retired golfer (Carl Weathers) and hot publicist (Julie Bowen), can Happy perfect his game and tame his temper to win the tournament prize money?

Billy Madison, © 1994 Universal City Studios, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Happy Gilmore, © 2008 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.

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about putty huh oh yeah

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about putty huh oh yeah
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py all right remember what I said huh

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py all right remember what I said huh
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just use your shoulders to push the ball

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just use your shoulders to push the ball
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ni your arms don't break the wrist and

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ni your arms don't break the wrist and
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bring that putter back just like you're

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bring that putter back just like you're
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confusing me just let me put the ball in

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confusing me just let me put the ball in
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pathetic yeah there you go good shot

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pathetic yeah there you go good shot
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it's about time hey it is about time I

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it's about time hey it is about time I
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mean I just couldn't get the ball in the

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mean I just couldn't get the ball in the
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SC oh man that was so much easier than
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putting I should just try to get the
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ball in one shot every time good play

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ball in one shot every time good play
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did you see that yes Nice Shot he just

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did you see that yes Nice Shot he just
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got a hole in one on a par 4 I know I

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got a hole in one on a par 4 I know I
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just said I saw it I hope he wins he's a

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just said I saw it I hope he wins he's a
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publicist dream I mean a guy who can

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publicist dream I mean a guy who can
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drive the ball that far

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drive the ball that far
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oh he can really draw a crowd you know

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oh he can really draw a crowd you know
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IUN my and my I can't n down I get down
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around all right now you make this one
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grandma all right yeah it's

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grandma all right yeah it's
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never he's going to be on the tour

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never he's going to be on the tour
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that's that's
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