HD Knocked Up trailer

Trailer for the 2007 film, "Knocked Up."

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Alison Jack and I need to see you in his

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Alison Jack and I need to see you in his
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office we were wondering whether or not

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office we were wondering whether or not
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you would be good for on camera really I

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you would be good for on camera really I
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too are you living your vision right now

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too are you living your vision right now
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I am kind of living my vision wow that

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I am kind of living my vision wow that
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is sad I'm telling

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is sad I'm telling
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you I got a promotion oh my god let's go

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you I got a promotion oh my god let's go
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celebrate woo I'm Alison I'm Ben this is

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celebrate woo I'm Alison I'm Ben this is
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my friend Jason I'm just trying not to

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my friend Jason I'm just trying not to
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stare she's married shut up you think

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stare she's married shut up you think
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that's going to stop him from hitting on

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that's going to stop him from hitting on
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her it's not at

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her it's not at
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all you believe this I think he's doing

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all you believe this I think he's doing
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the dice thing too much that's really

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the dice thing too much that's really
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all he's

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all he's
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got you're prettier than I

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got you're prettier than I
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am do we have sex yeah nice

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am do we have sex yeah nice
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hello hi this is Alison I don't know if

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hello hi this is Alison I don't know if
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you remember me I have something I

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you remember me I have something I
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really need to tell you I'm pregnant

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really need to tell you I'm pregnant
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with a baby yes then what are you

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with a baby yes then what are you
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hitting on me for how did this happen

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hitting on me for how did this happen
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this is a disaster aren't you supposed

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this is a disaster aren't you supposed
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to be married to have a baby you should

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to be married to have a baby you should
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be because they love each other and

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be because they love each other and
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people who love each other get married

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people who love each other get married
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and have babies do you love each other

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and have babies do you love each other
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we should really just try to get to know

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we should really just try to get to know
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each other and give this a real shot

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each other and give this a real shot
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okay I know we didn't plan this but I'm

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okay I know we didn't plan this but I'm
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yay this summer is this freaking you out

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yay this summer is this freaking you out
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that we're shopping for baby clothes no

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that we're shopping for baby clothes no
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I'm just pretending I'm shopping for

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I'm just pretending I'm shopping for
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regular clothes and I'm a giant what do

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regular clothes and I'm a giant what do
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you think of him he's funny right fetch

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you think of him he's funny right fetch
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all right bring it back he's playing

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all right bring it back he's playing
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Fetch with my kids go get it fetch he's

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Fetch with my kids go get it fetch he's
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treating my kids like their dogs

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treating my kids like their dogs
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Universal Pictures presents marriage is

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Universal Pictures presents marriage is
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like an unfunny version of Everybody

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like an unfunny version of Everybody
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Loves Raymond she we have sex

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Loves Raymond she we have sex
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tonight but it doesn't last 22 minutes

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tonight but it doesn't last 22 minutes
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lasts forever I'm just really constant

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lasts forever I'm just really constant
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ated do you really want to well now a

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ated do you really want to well now a
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comedy about where babies come from I'm

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comedy about where babies come from I'm
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going to be there to rear your child you

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going to be there to rear your child you
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hear that Ben don't let him near the kid

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hear that Ben don't let him near the kid
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he wants to rear your child and how

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he wants to rear your child and how
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grown-ups are born you're going to love

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grown-ups are born you're going to love
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this I predict it Life's a great

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this I predict it Life's a great
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adventure and you're the hero in it I'm

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adventure and you're the hero in it I'm
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going to go to sneak a peek see if

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going to go to sneak a peek see if
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here I shouldn't have gone in there

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here I shouldn't have gone in there
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