David Baszucki Explains How ROBLOX Was Created [CC] (Parody)

DISCLAIMER: My dad is NOT Alfred Molina, and has not played any major role in any of the Toby Maguire Spider-Man movies. My dad has also never held the name "Alfred Molina" nor has he applied for any theatrical position under the guise of Alfred Molina. Also that's not actually David's voice it's mine lol

Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwyGPW7Zp4k
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Hi. My name is Dave, the founder of ROBLOX.

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Our story begins in 1989, with the most awful incident of my life.

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I was working at my father's construction company operating a crane,

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lifting large storage containers at an industrial complex in Texas.

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I was an excellent worker, until one day I lost control of

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a big red container filled with anvils and construction steel.

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I watched helplessly from my control room as 20 tons of metal

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slammed into a chemical depot, killing 23 employees in a series of resulting explosions.

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The fireball was so gigantic, passing cars slammed into each other,

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their drivers distracted from the chaos nearby.

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The incident went on to be known as the Phillips disaster of 1989,

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and although my father was able to cover up the incident as a gas leak,

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the guilt I faced was tremendous.

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I moved on from that job, but from then on all I could feel was a robotic sense of emptiness.

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I only existed to cause pain, and I needed an outlet to utilize this purpose.

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Thus, ROBLOX was created.

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I established a cult following and went from Dave to Builderman.

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I was the prophet of a growing community. I gifted my followers with luxurious items,

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indulgences,

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anything they desired.

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I had it, and all they had to do was pay for it.

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My followers would go wherever I ordered them to.

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As my platform progressed, my following grew,

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and it grew, and it grew.

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Millions of young, impressionable minds were in my hands, and I molded them to worship me.

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Now I sit atop my throne as the god of an army.

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And it all started with a big red box.

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ROBLOX: Powering Imagination

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