Welcome to the Sharty @Sojdziak

Lyrics:
Welcome to the Sharty
Jakker's paradise
Soy, bugs, science are on top that should be no surprise
Don't care 'bout splinters, like Jarty
Shemmy, chudpol.ru
If you think it's all schizo
You VVIL take your meds

Welcome to the Sharty
Come and scroll /o/ board
Would you like to see the /news/ or threads of endless falseflag slop
There's no need to anger
Get used to the bait
If that's a good thing, there is more on the plate

Welcome to the Sharty
What would you sedate?
/calm/ board has been taken down, THOUGH there's gore and porn on the /nate/
See coping, see malding
Be called Queen of Spades
Chudcels are leaking, they were busy with raids

Welcome to the Sharty
Welcomed be drawGODS
/r/ is full of requests to portray more people as some 'jaks
We've got cobsons and ferals, variants:unknown
And jannies failing every time there's a pile of shots of 'cado's gaping coinslot award-

Welcome to the Sharty
Hold on to your gems
Kuz once got HIV and spared a day for feds with all'o'them
Then came Max, then Doll, then joined Froot and Root
That ain't no trvthnvke if you claim to miss Soot

Hundred thirteen boards of them just /fpe/ got its stay
/pond/, /uni/, /anthro/ and /skibidi/ they all got swept away
Engage 4cucks, tell them "SUDE", reddit 'cord troons, other brooders, xitter migrants, and 'p spamers, countrywars and aryan larpers

There you got a gemerald
Thrembillion slopjaks
There's a thread about race genetics, there's a person getting mauled
Tell Shlog what you're up to, take 'plier of your choice
OH MY GOD SHE'S SO ATTRACTIVE I transheart xer voice

Could I interest you in soyjakking, all of the time
A little bit of soyjakking, all of the time
JFS is non-existent, 'party'll never tire
Just qwaylity gemeralds, all of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago
Since the monster from kway sat
Right before the Fauci came, at the twenties' start
This was gemmy 'logs
Even with frogs
Jaks with ears times two
We set our raid, made /thrash/ board fade
Hoping
For (You), (You), insatiable (You)
Mommy slept while you sang soy songs
Soyjak.wiki was all you knew
Dreaming to get on SPVA
To follow Thoughie's steps too

Now look at (You), oh

Look at (You), (You), (You)
Unstoppable, watchable
Can post at once
Coal's not an ounce
Chuddie, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
Give better board than the 'chan

[Laughter]

Could I interest you in soyjakking?
All of the time
A bit of soyjakking
All of the time
JFS is non-existent,
'party'll never tire
Just qwaylity gemeralds,
All of the time

Could I interest you in soyjakking?
All of the time
A little bit of soyjakking
All of the time
JFS is non-existent,
'party'll never tire
Just qwaylity gemeralds,
And little dusty gemeralds
More vantablackish gemeralds
And all of the time

[Chorus sang over the last stanza]
squi-rell-jak and car-ter-jak
cob-son, gape-jak and chud-jak
unc-jak, slow-burn-jak, nu-jak
pli-er, punk-jak, imp-ish, shirt-jak, bernd and chugsjak