The Roblox Dog Experience

Follow Woof on his journey through a dog-eat-dog world. Unscripted and improvised with complete strangers.

Game: https://www.roblox.com/games/92898409/The-Neighborhood-of-Robloxia?rbxp=727301857

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Dreams Become Real by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500027
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Kind: captions
Language: en

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[thunder]

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[sad music]

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abc for mom sis or g-friend

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woof

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woof

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[warp drive]

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[crash]

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woof

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hello doggy

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May I adopt you

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woof

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-opens door

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-closes

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[engine ignition]

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[sad music]

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[tires screech]

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We're home

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woof

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[typing]

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*does taxes*

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*fails to report miscellaneous income*

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[windows xp shutdown sound]

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There you are.

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Where were you?

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-gives him a t-bone

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woof

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[soft piano music]

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[sniff]

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[sniff]

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[barf]

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[barf]

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[barf]

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[barf]

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woof

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[barf]
Lets go to sleep

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woof

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[barf]

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[barf]

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Your bed

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[barf]
Your bed

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-Tucks in

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[barf]

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[glass breaks]
Oh no

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Some people are in our property

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woof
Some people are in our property

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[bones snapping]

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*breaks leg*

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Oh no

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Ahhh

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[yelp]

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obj (?)

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-carries him fast to room

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-heals leg

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woof

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Ok, we need to go to Cheap-N-Quick fast

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[thunder]

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[sad music]

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*eats*

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No no

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woof

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[pop]

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Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan.

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Will you be an angel for a helpless animal?

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woof

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[yawns]

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woof

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okey-

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w o o f

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[barfs]

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[sad music]

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[bones breaking]

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Every day innocent animals are abused, beaten and neglected.

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[yelp]

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woof

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Boy you know you ain't my dog

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Move

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woof

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Bye, leave me alone

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woof

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[barf]
woof

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[honk]

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woof

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[continuous honk]

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[crash]

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[honk]
[crash]

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woof

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[tires screeching]

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*flies around cabin of car uncontrollably*

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woof

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Move, you got rabies

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GET AWAY, YOU GOT RABIES

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[barf]

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[barf]

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[barf]

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[honk]

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[screaming]

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woof

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GET AWAY FROM ME ##### DOG!

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woof

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[crash]

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woof

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GET OUT MY CAR

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*stains seats*

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woof

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GET OUT BIH

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[engine ignition]

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[engine accelerates]

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[thud]

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[sad music]

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POLICE, OPEN UP

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LEAVE OR DIE

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woof

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woof

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hi
woof

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*urinates*

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can you be my pet?

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woof

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[barfs]

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can we keep him?

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get this dog out

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*bites*

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no mom

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woof

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come dog

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open the door

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woof

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no, lexy

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breakfast time

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in the car

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[sad music]

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NO!

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#### OFF -HOLDS UP MIDDLE FINGER AT GIRL

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dog get out

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[tires screech]

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woof

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stop, we can live by ourselves

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stay

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sit

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*begins to starve*

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can you be our mom?

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yes

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come on dog

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good boy

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i will name you Jake

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mom, today my birthday
mom

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ok

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[pop]

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let's eat

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get up, jake

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you ready?

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woof

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*begs*

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*drinks chocolate shake*

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*consumes an unhealthy amount of chocolate*

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[tires screech]

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woof

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[bones breaking]

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[tires screeching]

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*breaks 6 ribs*

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*is bleeding from eyes and ears*

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*is losing blood internally*

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*weakly* wof

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*uses med kit*

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*starts drowning in toilet*

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why god

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[firetruck siren]

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THIS THING IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE, RUN

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woof

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*gas explodes*

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FIRE DOG

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*inhales smoke*

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woof

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DUDE. FIRE DOG. THERE'S SMOKE HERE

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*catches on fire*

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*sprays him*

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woof

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NO

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(OOF)

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*starves*

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[sad music]