The Dystopian Future of Roblox

Another day, another money printer. The boys are back at it in Roblox DarkRP.

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Language: en

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Hey, bud

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Shint

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[music]

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Look I got some - I got some Cola here.

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This is our classic slop.

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Alright, let's start making some money. Damn it.

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If you haven't been following me on Twitter and you're not familiar with this -

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So because this is the amazon fulfillment center

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we - we have to have uhh some employees working for us and uhh

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I've set up this it's kind of a trap. I mean it's it's kind of a - they do choose to go up there

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Uhh, they don't choose to fall in but I mean clearly this - does this place look welcoming to you?

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Okay, I can either go in the office or I can go down this dark abyss of a hallway

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Which is very not inviting. I mean, it's - why would you go this way?

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I even put like a scary ominous red light over here.

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I think if you go this far, you probably don't have good intentions

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An off you go

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into the wage cage

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Wagie Cage 9000

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Improve worker productivity with the patented wage cage and it includes features such as

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wireless connection to deliver job orders

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emergency bathroom light (often ignored)

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product grabbing arm, piss-soaked floor

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cage lock that can only be opened by Foreman

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something I noticed is when - when people fell in here

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They would just jump on the computer thinking that they could somehow jump high enough

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Or maybe clip onto some edge and - and escape

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So I uhh, installed this - this uhh sign

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"EMERGENCY BATHROOM BUTTON"

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"Please press if you urgently need to use the bathroom. A foreman will be on site to open your cage within"

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"## hours."

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I really like how Roblox filtered it. It makes it funnier.

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You don't know what the number is but you know, it's it's really high. You know, it's probably not like 10 hours. It's probably like

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30 hours or something horrible like that.

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Oh god, who's this guy?

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It's true lad

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doesn't he look like a friendly character

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Hey, bud

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[plane crash sounds]

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Oh my god

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let's go in and get some drinks fellas

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I don't actually have any cola, so we'll have to order some

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You gotta pay the delivery fee

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Someone said deal. Look at this. All my buddies are joining

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oh look bricks already stuck in the wage cage

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Yeah, get to work

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Oh, my delivery's here

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"antixtract"

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10k. There you go, bud

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how cool

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Okay fellas, drinks are on me

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hell yeah

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How nice and cozy

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oh

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He's just tossin' those in

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it begins

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Damn that's really filling up

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Nice. Good work

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"please don't game end me." Ohh boy. Ohhh boy

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What did he fall into?

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This server's getting a little out of control

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"que is this"

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I dunno, but we're gonna find out.

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Okay, you can just do that

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Hahahaha sick

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Take that gun

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[gunfire]

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[gunfire]

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[gunfire]

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[gunfire]

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[gunfire]

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What are we gonna do with all of this Cola

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let's get drinking, I agree

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Open the floodgates everyone start drinking

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I'm so full

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I have to pee, guys

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oh god

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Quickly quickly quickly

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Here we go

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Finally

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Look at all the garbage. Let's just leave it here. Let's just not pick up after ourselves.

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Okay, we're good

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I'm thinking we should go with the corner

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I say we have a good old time lapse of the building process here

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[music]

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Well, I think that'll do it

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how nice

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What a day, hmm?

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You look lonely

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I can fix that

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You look like a good Joe