The Current State of Roblox Users (ft. Coolar)

Sub 2 Coolar: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoJ0Q_tNFRz6DmqOPG5KEhg

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Daedelus - Know What You'd Like https://magicalproperties.bandcamp.com/track/know-what-youd-like
Birocratic - Silently Storming
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WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

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who is this guy

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I don't know

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we need to get somewhere private

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shoot him

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we're going for a walk

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my dog

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hello doggy

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yay

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do you want

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sit

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quit pulling

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you're choking yourself

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No play

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here

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a fire hydrant

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do your business

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let's skidadle

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(oof)

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he was a good boy

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OH JESUS

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OH MY GOD

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once this baby hits 88 miles per hour

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you're gonna see some
serious shit

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"he has like guaranteed content"

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(oof)

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stop killing my dogs

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MR. RUBEN GET DOWN

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POWERING
GET IN

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skills

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initial R

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initial brain damage

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kill the gamer girl

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the one that killed me

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on it chief

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the pediatrician behind this blog has

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found YouTube kids content with violence

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Dr. Hess has found this Roblox Gamer Video™

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I mean what do you make of the
mindset behind that

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I just see the destruction
of kids

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new doggy

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candygram

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HELP ME

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ENEMY SPOTTED

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rise up dad

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dad

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new dog

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screams

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this one's defective

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stomp it

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oh god

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nooo

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I LIVE

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DAD

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IS THAT YOU

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i got a new toy

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YOU LEFT ME IN THE STORE
AISLE A DECADE AGO

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DAD PLZ

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MOM LEFT

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do i know you

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YES

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hurry

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folloW ME

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Oh God

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it's actual hell out there

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they must see

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can you see me

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i see him

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i am here to impel manipulation

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hello

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NO

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[slams]

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they must see

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rope me