Carl in Hospital

Gotta save the world and get to school on time.

Made in: 9th March 2016

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:D

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Jimmy I'm so glad you're here.

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I came as quickly as I can. So, what happened?

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A wild llama bit me in the leg, and now they'll have to amputate it.

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The llama?

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No, my fucking leg.

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Oh, so what now

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I'm not losing hope. Me and my family will make a fundraiser to gather enough money to afford a new high tech leg prosthesis

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With that prosthesis, I'll be able to live a normal life and be happy with the ones I love

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Great. How much you have to gather?

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About ten thousand dollars

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W H A T

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How pathetic.

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With that kind of money you could save a child from death.

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But I am a child

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No you're a fucking loser of life, I've seen people doing better without having two legs and

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probably you've got bitten because you tried to have sex with that llama

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WASN'T IT LIKE THAT C A R L?

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But Jimmy...

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Wasn't it?

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Jimmy please

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I don't want you to be my friend anymore. And now excuse me, but I...

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[...gotta save the world and get to school on time!]

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*Dies*

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*Ascends*