ERECTYLE DYSFUNCTION RAP

How can you be on my dick if I have erectile dysfunction? Something quick Pink Guy threw together because I've been sick this week. Enjoy.

LYRICS:

My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing,
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
you can find me in the bathroom trying
tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cuz im limper than bizkit
at christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
my dick is so small these haters on my balls
couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck yall
shiiiiet, i limp around like polio
like oki doki yo my dick aint lying like pinocchio
sorrY gepetto how could anybody pull strings
this puppet aint even made of WOOD haaaaa
yeah i guess im trying to say it like this,
if you want respect then hop off my dick
ironically i go hard though

IF YO DICK DONT STAND PUT EM UP PUT EM UP X2
OH WAIT
YOU CANT
OH WAIT
YOU CANT
WE FUCKED UP
SO HOP OFF MY DICK SON YOU CAN'T EVEN GET ON IT