The Adventures of Coach: Episode 3

The Adventures of Coach: Episode 3
Coach Goes Camping

Originally uploaded on April 4, 2010

The Left 4 Dead survivors, led by Coach, took a camping trip into a random forest. Their fun came to an abrupt, disastrous end when they were unexpectedly ambushed by the infected.

Music Used:
0:13 Spongebob soundtrack -Tomfoolery
0:41 Spongebob soundtrack - Finders Creepers
0:48 Resident Evil 4 Music - Save Theme
0:53 FLStudio Orchestral Film Score - Wonder - Andrew Silagy
1:01 Ren & Stimpy - Merry as a Grig
1:30 Dope - Die motherfucker die
1:41 Spongebob soundtrack - Next Door Neighbour
2:21 Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts Music - Second Rate Characters
2:51 Diddy Kong Racing Music - Main Menu
3:27 Sonic 4 Music - Casino Street Zone Act 2
4:16 Spongebob Soundtrack - Spindlelegs
4:39 Chrono Cross Music - Ghost Ship
5:02 Star Fox Adventures Music - Andross Boss Fight
5:12 Ren And Stimpy Soundtrack - Drama Link (o)
5:26 Spongebob soundtrack - Tristesse
5:46 Banjo-Kazooie Music - The Haunted Churchyard
6:37 Chocobo & Magic Picture Book 2 Music - J-E-N-O-V-A
7:00 TimeSplitters Music - Gothic Tileset
7:13 C&C Red Alert 2 music (Blow it Up)
7:44 ToS: Dawn of the New World Music - This Isn't the Time
8:06 Left 4 Dead 2 Theme [HD] Original

Credits Song:
8:23 Waterflame89 - Dog In Space

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Let's get to it. Lewis.

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Let's get to it. Lewis.
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Louis,
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All right, Zoe, look.

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All right, Zoe, look.
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This sucks big time.
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Nick ain't going to leave you, man.

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Nick ain't going to leave you, man.
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Screw this.

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Screw this.
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My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once

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My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once
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for a whole year.

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for a whole year.
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Go.
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It's not going to get any better, you

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It's not going to get any better, you
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Hey, we ready to get it on?

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Hey, we ready to get it on?
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I hate fans.

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I hate fans.
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Come on. Got to go. Nope.
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I hate helicopters.
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I hate tunnels.
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I hate small towns.

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I hate small towns.
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I hate train yards.

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I hate train yards.
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I hate the water.

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I hate the water.
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You know what I don't hate? I don't hate

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You know what I don't hate? I don't hate
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fresh air.
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Coach, come on.

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Coach, come on.
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I need some help.

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I need some help.
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No, we all in this together, Nick.
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Yep. We're in the
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You do that again and I will bury you

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You do that again and I will bury you
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Oh, bye, Nick. Yeah.

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this. You going to be okay?

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this. You going to be okay?
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Man, what the hell?

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Man, what the hell?
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