The Adventures of Coach: Episode 8

The Adventures of Coach: Episode 8
The Trip

Originally uploaded on July 14, 2012

Coach and Vin Diesel embark on another vacation, promising a completely different trip this time. Francis, Bill, and Louis join the adventure, setting the stage for unpredictable events. What disasters will unfold? Watch and find out!

Music Used:
0:12 Animal Crossing BG - 6 pm
0:24 Spongebob Soundtrack - Chasing Dragons
1:24 Sonic the Hedgehog - Spring Yard Zone
2:44 Theme Park World - Sim Theme Song
3:14 Spongebob Soundtrack - Finders Creepers
3:40 Donkey Kong 64 - Demon Resident Mine Cart
4:14 Ah2 Music - Rod
4:34 Perfect Dark - Datadyne Central Investigation
5:10 Spongebob Soundtrack - Tristesse
5:12 Banjo-Kazooie Music - The Haunted Churchyard

Credits Song:
7:12 C418 - Cat (Caution & Crisis Remix)

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Burger.

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How do I look?

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How do I look?
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Hi, Alice.

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Hi, Alice.
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She is totally

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ah [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Need a hand.

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ah [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Need a hand.
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Hello.
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So, I just walk in.

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So, I just walk in.
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Get your ass over here and help me.

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Get your ass over here and help me.
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Forget it.

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Hey, I can't hold on anymore. Help.

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Hey, I can't hold on anymore. Help.
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do I look like? A target.

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do I look like? A target.
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Coach.
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Oh, popcorn. Popcorn. I love popcorn.

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Oh, popcorn. Popcorn. I love popcorn.
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Careful.

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Careful.
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Hey. Hey, coach. What's up,

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Hey. Hey, coach. What's up,
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man? How am I supposed to know? I ain't

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man? How am I supposed to know? I ain't
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been there yet.

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been there yet.
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I got a good feeling about this island.

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I got a good feeling about this island.
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Ah, I'm down.
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Lewis in the house. No,

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Lewis in the house. No,
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there's not many of us left, brother.

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there's not many of us left, brother.
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My ass is on fire. Shut the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up.

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My ass is on fire. Shut the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up.
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to die if you go down again. You
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Thanks, man. Don't be an [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] What?

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I said thanks.
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Four.
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