Title
The Adventures of Coach: Episode 1
Description
The Adventures of Coach: Episode 1
Francis Dislikes Coach
Originally uploaded on March 25, 2010
Francis and Bill went to a park to relax, but Bill acted like a child, playing around instead. Frustrated, Francis approached a suspicious apartment and kicked the door down. Inside, he found Coach and Ellis, with Ellis inexplicably tied up. The resulting conflict between Francis and Coach immediately erupted within the apartment. To find out why they started fighting, you'll need to look for yourself.
Music Used:
0:13 L4D2 - Gallery Music
0:32 Invitation Of Fear - OST
0:56 Ninja Gaiden OST - Revival of the Dead
1:11 The Darkness Soundtrack - Part 1
1:49 Ren and Stimpy Soundtrack - Metropolis
2:10 Banjo - Kazooie Nuts & Bolts Music - Terrarium of Terror (Night Jiggy Challenge)
2:43 Banjo - Tooie Soundtrack: Here Comes Trouble!
2:48 Banjo - Kazooie Music - Boggy's Igloo (Happy Version)
3:36 FFVII Last Order Music - Sneak Attack
3:48 Sonic 4 Music - Splash Hill Zone Act 1
4:51 Resident Evil 4 Music - Final Battle
Credits Song:
6:03 GoldenEye 007 Music - Mission Status OST
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dispenser will you knock it off you're
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dispenser will you knock it off you're
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going to look funnyer sucking my dick
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going to look funnyer sucking my dick
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with no teeth I'm grabbing this rifle
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with no teeth I'm grabbing this rifle
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hey tough guy maybe you ought to heal up
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hey tough guy maybe you ought to heal up
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hey I'm not a violent man but I ain't
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hey I'm not a violent man but I ain't
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stupid neither let's grab some
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stupid neither let's grab some
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sugar [ __ ] hello where'd you go H I
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doubt it oh what you
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say oh that you only me
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say oh that you only me
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so you got a tank big whoop want to
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pleased to see you reading
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I'm going to be a onean Cheeseburger
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