The Room | Best Moments

The Room is a 2003 American independent romantic drama film starring, written, directed, and produced by Tommy Wiseau.

This is a compilation of the best scenes and moments from the movie.

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Hi. Can I help you? Yeah. Can I have a

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Hi. Can I help you? Yeah. Can I have a
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dozen red roses, please? Oh, hi, Johnny.

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dozen red roses, please? Oh, hi, Johnny.
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I didn't know it was

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I didn't know it was
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you. Here you go. That's me. How much is

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you. Here you go. That's me. How much is
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it? It'll be $18. You go. Keep the

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it? It'll be $18. You go. Keep the
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change. Hi, doggy. You're my favorite

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change. Hi, doggy. You're my favorite
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customer. Thanks a lot. Bye. Bye-bye. I

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customer. Thanks a lot. Bye. Bye-bye. I
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was working as a buzz boy in hotel and

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was working as a buzz boy in hotel and
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uh um she was sitting drinking her

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uh um she was sitting drinking her
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coffee and she was so beautiful and I

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coffee and she was so beautiful and I
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You didn't get it, did you?

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You didn't get it, did you?
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That son of a told me that I would

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That son of a told me that I would
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get it within 3 months. I saved them

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get it within 3 months. I saved them
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bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I

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bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I
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will ever get it. They betrayed me. They

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will ever get it. They betrayed me. They
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didn't keep their promise. They tricked

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didn't keep their promise. They tricked
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me and I don't care anymore. I did not

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me and I don't care anymore. I did not
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hit her. It's not true. It's I

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hit her. It's not true. It's I
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Dude, you're just a chicken. Chip, chip,

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Dude, you're just a chicken. Chip, chip,
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chip, chip, chip, chip. You can come out

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chip, chip, chip, chip. You can come out
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now, Johnny. She's gone.

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now, Johnny. She's gone.
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In a few minutes, People are very

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In a few minutes, People are very
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strange these days. I used to know a

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strange these days. I used to know a
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girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them

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girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them
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found out about it. Beat her up so bad

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found out about it. Beat her up so bad
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she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero

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she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero
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Street.
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What a story. Mark, you're lying. I

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What a story. Mark, you're lying. I
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never hit you. You are tearing me apart.

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never hit you. You are tearing me apart.
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Lisa, you know what they say, love is

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Lisa, you know what they say, love is
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blind.

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blind.
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How was work today? Oh, pretty good. We

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How was work today? Oh, pretty good. We
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got a new client and the bank will make

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got a new client and the bank will make
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a lot of money. What client? I cannot

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a lot of money. What client? I cannot
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tell you. It's confidential. Oh, come

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tell you. It's confidential. Oh, come
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on. Why not? No, I can't. Anyway, how is

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on. Why not? No, I can't. Anyway, how is
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your sex life? It's not over. Everybody

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your sex life? It's not over. Everybody
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betrayed me. I fed up with this

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betrayed me. I fed up with this
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world. You can love someone deep inside

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world. You can love someone deep inside
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your heart, and there is nothing wrong

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your heart, and there is nothing wrong
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with it. If a lot of people love each

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with it. If a lot of people love each
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other, the world would be a better place

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other, the world would be a better place
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