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    They were five students with nothing in common, faced with spending a Saturday detention together in their high school library. At 7 a.m., they had nothing to say, but by 4 p.m. they had bared their souls to each other and become good friends. John Hughes, creator of the critically acclaimed Sixteen Candles, wrote, directed and produced this hilarious and often touching comedy starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy. To the outside world they were simply the Jock, the Brain, the Criminal, the Princess and the Kook, but to each other, they would always be The Breakfast Club.

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    just a wise guy he's taking upon himself

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    just a wise guy he's taking upon himself
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    to go to the gymnasium I'm sorry to

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    to go to the gymnasium I'm sorry to
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    inform you you're going to be without

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    inform you you're going to be without
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    his services for the rest of the day

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    his services for the rest of the day
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    b-o-o-h-o-o everything's a big joke come

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    b-o-o-h-o-o everything's a big joke come
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    Bender

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    Bender
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    The False Alarm you pulled Friday false

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    The False Alarm you pulled Friday false
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    alarms are really funny aren't they

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    alarms are really funny aren't they
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    what if you're home what if your family

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    what if you're home what if your family
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    what if your dope was on fire impossible

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    what if your dope was on fire impossible
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    sir it's in Johnson's underwear

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    sir it's in Johnson's underwear
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    do you think he's funny

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    do you think he's funny
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    you think this is cute you think he's is

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    you think this is cute you think he's is
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    let me tell you something

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    let me tell you something
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    look at him

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    look at him
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    he's a bum

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    he's a bum
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    you want to see something funny you go

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    you want to see something funny you go
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    visit John Bender in five years you'll

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    visit John Bender in five years you'll
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    hands off me
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    that's the last time Bender that's the

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    that's the last time Bender that's the
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    last time you ever make me look bad in

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    last time you ever make me look bad in
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    front of those kids do you hear me

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    front of those kids do you hear me
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    I make 31 000 a year and I've got a home

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    I make 31 000 a year and I've got a home
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    and I'm not about to throw it away on

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    and I'm not about to throw it away on
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    some pump like you but someday man

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    some pump like you but someday man
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    someday when you're out of here and you

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    someday when you're out of here and you
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    forgot all about this place and they've

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    forgot all about this place and they've
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    forgotten all about you and you're

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    forgotten all about you and you're
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    wrapped up in your own pathetic life I'm

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    wrapped up in your own pathetic life I'm
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    and I'm gonna kick the living out of you

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    and I'm gonna kick the living out of you
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    you threatening me
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    you think anybody is going to take your

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    love me around here I'm a swelled guy

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    love me around here I'm a swelled guy
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    you're a lion sack and everybody knows

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    you're a lion sack and everybody knows
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    oh you're a tough hey come on

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    oh you're a tough hey come on
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    get on your feet pal

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    get on your feet pal
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    s find out how you are I don't know

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    s find out how you are I don't know
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    right now how tough you are come on I'll

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    right now how tough you are come on I'll
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    give you the first punch let's go

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    give you the first punch let's go
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    come on right here

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    come on right here
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    just the first shot please and I'm

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    just the first shot please and I'm
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    begging you take a shot right here come

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    begging you take a shot right here come
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    just take one shot that's all I need

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    what God's name is going on in here

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    what God's name is going on in here
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    what was that Ruckus
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    oh what Ruckus I was just in my office

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    oh what Ruckus I was just in my office
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    could you describe the Ruckus sir watch

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    could you describe the Ruckus sir watch
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    is that what what is that what is that

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    is that what what is that what is that
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    that noise was that the noise that

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    you're talking about no it wasn't that

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    was not the noise I was talking about

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    now I may not have caught you in the act

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    now I may not have caught you in the act
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