Shanghai Knights Trailer (2003)

Shanghai Knights Trailer (2003)
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when the crime of the century brings two

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when the crime of the century brings two
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Nations to the brink of war the world

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Nations to the brink of war the world
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must turn to two Living Legends I read

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must turn to two Living Legends I read
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about these guys they're supposed to

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about these guys they're supposed to
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like yell at them try to make faces at

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like yell at them try to make faces at
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them but they'll never move a muscle

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them but they'll never move a muscle
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here watch this that is the biggest damn

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here watch this that is the biggest damn
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beaver I have ever seen Roy stop it hey

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beaver I have ever seen Roy stop it hey
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America's favorite Heroes hello

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America's favorite Heroes hello
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ladies are together

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ladies are together
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again my father has been

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again my father has been
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killed my sister followed the murderer

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killed my sister followed the murderer
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London let me see if I can get the facts

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London let me see if I can get the facts
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straight you have a

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straight you have a
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sister me if you break her heart I'd

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sister me if you break her heart I'd
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break your

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break your
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west are going to show the old

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west are going to show the old
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world some new

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world some new
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tricks I call that one my Kung Pow

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tricks I call that one my Kung Pow
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chicken I want these men found see me I

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chicken I want these men found see me I
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can already see the headlines royal

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can already see the headlines royal
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eliminated yeah

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eliminated yeah
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come on what in our history together

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come on what in our history together
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makes you think I'm capable of something

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makes you think I'm capable of something
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karate you do that again and you're a

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karate you do that again and you're a
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dead
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pill it was his

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pill it was his
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idea Shanghai Knights I look like a fool

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idea Shanghai Knights I look like a fool
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cultures this country

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cultures this country
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blows

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blows
yeah